Bravely Bold Sir Robin also known as The Tale of Sir Robin or Sir Robin Ran Away is a song from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. It was a song for Brave Sir Robin during his quest for the Holy Grail, performed by his favorite minstrels. It was mainly sung by the head singer (Neil Innes) that was meant to encourage Robin but made him scared from all the messed up lyrics
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Bravely Bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot
He was not afraid to die, O' Brave Sir Robin!
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways!
Brave, Brave, Brave, Brave Sir Robin
He not the bit least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken!
To have his knee caps split, and his body burned away!
And his limbs all hacked, and mangled, Brave Sir Robin!
His head smashed in, and his heart cut out, and his liver removed,
And his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils ripped, and his bottom burnt off, and his penis spli--
Sir Robin: "That- that's enough lads, looks like theirs dirty work a foot"
...
He is Brave Sir Robin, Brave Sir Robin, who--
Sir Robin: "Shut up! Huh, no one really"
Three-Headed Giant: "What do you want!?"
To fight and--
Sir Robin: "Shut up!"
...
Brave Sir Robin Ran Away!
Sir Robin: "NO!"
Bravely Ran Away Away!
Sir Robin: "I didn't!"
When danger rears it's ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled!
Sir Robin: "I never!"
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about,
And gallantly, he chickened out!
Sir Robin: "You're lying!"
Swiftly taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat!
Bravest of the Brave, Sir ROBIN!
Sir Robin: "I never!"