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The Killer Joke was a joke written by Ernest Scribbler, which proved to be deadly to anyone who read or heard it. It was later used by the Allies as a weapon.

For your safety, the joke is not transcribed here in its original English form. However, the German version does appear on this page, so if you read German and are not a Nazi sympathizer, please close this page immediately.

Here is the German version of the joke used as warfare in the second World War.

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.
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