Long John Silver Impersonators v. Bournemouth Gynaecologists is a sketch that appears in "Scott of the Antarctic," the twenty-third episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus.
Synopsis[]
Highlights of the match between the Watford Long John Silver Impersonators and Bournemouth Gynaecologists are shown, consisting of shots of the gynaecologists scoring and the Long John Silver impersonators "arr"ing, unable to move due to the absence of one of their legs. One gynaecologist knocks over the Long John Silver goalie.
The linkman (Michael Palin) concludes the show and a 16-ton weight falls on him.